Dają mi coś co potrzebuję...satysfakcja gwarantowana..

"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"

B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it's southern, my moms from
 Oklahoma and that's how I got the name." oraz "My mom was from
Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just
Billie Joe."

There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it."

'Powitanie do Montrealu - fuck you!, byłby dobrą oznaką przy waszych szosach."
'Welcome to Montreal-- f**k you', would be a good sign at your highways."

Yeah f**k me! I wish all of you could f**k me!"

Never run in the rain with your socks on

Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love

I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!"

It's time to get naked

Why are there no clouds in the sky?!
'Cuz God wants to watch his fav. band!" TRE COOL